The Sunday Reset That Never Actually Resets Anything
Every Sunday I light a candle, open my planner, and convince myself that THIS week I become a functional adult. By Tuesday the candle is out and so am I. You know the routine.
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It Took 87 Messages and a Poll for My Group Chat to Pick a Brunch Spot (We Canceled)
My group chat spent four days, 87 messages, and one formal poll deciding on brunch. We canceled the morning of. This is our love language. Picture this: It's a Tuesday night.
The $247 Subscription Graveyard Hiding in My Bank Statement
I finally did the math on my subscriptions. Then I had to sit on the kitchen floor for a while.
Roommate Roulette: Tales from My Craigslist Adventures (Including the One Who Collected Toenails)
Roommate Roulette: Tales from My Craigslist Adventures (Including the One Who Collected Toenails) I've had 12 roommates in 5 years. Yes, including To
Wedding Season Survival Guide for the Perpetually Single Bridesmaid
I own seven bridesmaid dresses. My plus-one is anxiety. Let's discuss.
Comparison Culture: Why Everyone's Life Looks Better Through Valencia Filter
I posted a sunset photo. Sarah posted her engagement. We are not the same.
Adulting Level: Calling My Mom to Ask How to Use the Washing Machine (Again)
Adulting Level: Calling My Mom to Ask How to Use the Washing Machine (Again) I'm 26 years old and I called my mom three times last week. Once was abo
City Girl Problems: Why I Spent $200 on Uber This Month (And Still Got Lost)
City Girl Problems: Why I Spent My Uber driver asked ME for directions yesterday. In my own city. After ...00 on Uber This Month (And Still Got Lost) My Uber driver asked ME for directions yesterday. In my own city. After
Quarter-Life Crisis Bingo: Checking All the Boxes While Eating Cereal for Dinner
Quarter-Life Crisis Bingo: Checking All the Boxes While Eating Cereal for Dinner Last night I had Frosted Flakes for dinner while looking at my high
My Crummy Job Chronicles: How I Survive Office Small Talk and Microwave Fish Smell
# My Crummy Job Chronicles: How I Survive Office Small Talk and Microwave Fish Smell Janet microwaved fish again. It's Tuesday. This is my villain or
The Great Plant Parent Failure of 2025: A Succulent Serial Killer's Confession
I've killed seven succulents. SUCCULENTS. The plants that literally can't die. Challenge accepted, apparently.
Confessions of a Serial Streamer: Shows I''m Embarrassed to Admit I Love
Alright, darlings, gather 'round because today, I'm going to spill the tea on a topic we all secretly indulge in but wouldn't dare admit at a sophisticated...
The Slopes and Sips: My Top 5 Après-Ski Drinks and Where to Get Them
Ah, skiing. The exhilarating rush as you zip down the mountainside, the feel of the crisp air on your face, the… wait, who am I kidding? As much as I adore...
Storytelling and Its Power
The reality that we experience is just a story that our brain tells us, in which we are the hero. Our brain seeks to create a linear plot in our lives by...
Prepare for a Perfect Day of Skiing
Are you ready for the perfect day of skiing? Well, strap on your skis and let's hit the slopes! First things first, you need to make sure you have the right...